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☞ Our entire business model:
We make software. You install software. We charge you nothing. And you don't complain.
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We make software.
You install software.
We charge you nothing.

And you don't complain. That is the whole arrangement. No subscription, no account, no trial period, no seat licence, no "let's hop on a quick call". No subscriptions, no relationship — that work for you?

NEWS NEW: TTS Runner for Android — on-device Qwen3-TTS and Supertonic 3, no server, no account  ●  REMINDER: Still free. Still no telemetry. Still not tracking you  ●  ROADMAP: Whatever annoys us next  ●  This site contains zero JavaScript, zero cookies and zero analytics  ● 
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Free. Actually.

Not freemium. Not free-for-now. There is no price page because there is no price.

No Subscription

Nothing renews. Nothing lapses. Nothing expires at 3am on a Sunday.

No Account

No sign-up, no email, no password reset, no "verify it's you". Just install it.

No Telemetry

Nothing is measured, uploaded or "anonymously improved". The network stays quiet.

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Technology hurts. Not the good kind of hurt. The kind where the thing you bought stops working because a billing server in another country had an opinion. We build the opposite of that.

“No subscriptions, no relationship — that work for you?” — the only sales pitch on this website
The Four Ideals
1 We make software. That is the part we enjoy, so that is the part we do.
2 You install software. Download it, run it, own it. It works offline because it lives on your machine.
3 We charge you nothing. No price, no tier, no upsell, no card on file, no invoice.
4 And you don't complain. You paid nothing, so nothing is owed. Bug reports welcome; entitlement is not.
☞ What this means in practice: there is no support contract, no SLA and no roadmap you can lobby. There is also no renewal date, no seat count, no vendor lock-in and nobody who can switch your software off remotely. We consider that a fair trade.
Privacy is not a feature here, it is the default

We do not collect telemetry. Not “anonymised” telemetry, not “crash reports to improve the product”, not a daily ping that just happens to carry your device ID. None.

  • ×No analytics, no telemetry, no crash uploads. Nothing about how you use the software leaves your device, ever.
  • ×No background network access. The software talks to the internet only when you press a button that obviously needs it — downloading a model, fetching a link you shared it. Otherwise the radio stays idle.
  • ×No weird permissions. We do not ask for contacts, location, your call log or “all files” and then decline to explain why. Every permission we request is listed, in plain words, with the feature that needs it — and the feature stops working if you say no, which is exactly how it should be.
  • ×No account, so no profile. We cannot sell data we never had a way to collect.
  • Your data stays where it was made. On TTS Runner, your text and your voice recordings are processed entirely on the phone. No audio is uploaded, because there is no server to upload it to.
  • You can check. The source is public and the network traffic is inspectable. Don't take our word for it — put it behind a firewall and watch it not care.

Read the full privacy page »

Now Serving: TTS Runner for Android
▶ TTS Runner — on-device Qwen3-TTS & Supertonic 3 FREE / APACHE-2.0
TTS Runner Speakers tab on an Android phone, listing cloned Qwen voices

Share any text or article link to TTS Runner and it reads it aloud in a cloned voice, entirely on-device. No server, no account, no audio leaving the phone. Two engines ship side by side: Qwen3-TTS (clones a voice from a 10–20 second recording) and Supertonic 3 (99M ONNX, faster than real time, 31 languages).

PlatformAndroid (arm64)
Network useModel download and links you share. Nothing else.
CostsNothing, forever
LicenceApache-2.0, source included
Download APK » Details
Vibecoding: the bases underneath

The software here is built by an AI agent working on top of two base repositories, which is what makes shipping it cheap enough to give away. Both are public and free.

  • AndroidBase — a containerised Android build system. Every APK is built inside a podman or docker image, so the host never needs a JDK, Gradle or the Android SDK, and versioning and signing are handled for you. TTS Runner was cloned from it.
  • GameBase — a Bevy starter game in Rust that ships to Linux, Windows, Android and the browser from one crate and one Linux machine. The demo plays in your browser.

More about the bases »


Why is it free?

Because charging for it would mean building the machinery to charge for it: accounts, billing, licence servers, a support queue, a privacy policy with an “our partners” section. That machinery is most of the work and none of the fun, and it is the exact machinery that makes software hurt. We skipped it.

If something here saved you an afternoon and you feel weird about it, the tip jar is over here. It buys tokens, which become more software. It buys you nothing else — no priority, no support, no relationship. That is the point.

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